The soft curve has an obvious appeal, and yet the subtlety of curvature juxtaposed with hard edges is a rare sight. Except for me, because now that my eyes are dim with age, (see Tim and the Brave Sea Captain by Edward Ardizzone) most objects take on a softness of form that is only brought into stark relief when I can be bothered to wear glasses.

mr magoo in car

The opportunities for misidentified things or people are endless, and mostly humorous. My transformation into Mr Magoo has been gradual. It started when I could no longer read the street names in the London A-Z, or the phone numbers in the BT phone directories. My prescription glasses are fine for reading, but I can’t get on with varifocals – all that moving the head to adjust the focus to the relevant spots on your lenses gets on my nerves.

Luckily, there are poundshops with an assortment of non-prescription glasses of varying magnification. I take a +3 for reading (maybe +3.5 in one eye), and a +2, I think, for distance. Forgetting my +2s can be bothersome if I’m at work and there’s a powerpoint presentation, or I’m at someone’s house and everyone’s watching TV.

Sometimes I prefer obscured images. The sensation of being only loosely connected to my environment provides a kind of bubble space, that I can easily escape from, as long as I  remember my glasses.