Loving yourself can be taken too far in my opinion. It’s not April 1st – I checked. This is actually a thing. Call the caterers, book the wedding venue because you’re getting married…to yourself.

The marriage may not be legal, but it’s finding favour with all kinds of people; from those escaping toxic relationships to those who just can’t seem to find anyone as gorgeous as themselves.
I would insist on a prenuptial just in case things didn’t work out. What if I stopped loving myself so much that I no longer wanted to be in an exclusive relationship?