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Continue reading →: Orange is the new Ginger
Ginger prejudice is offensively wrong. Get a grip if you hold such a prejudice. Red, orange, ginger are exciting colours and those blessed with hair of that hue should be congratulated. Blondes, brunettes and black haired people often go ‘red’ to spice up their appeal, but the genuine article is…
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Continue reading →: Summer Madness
The flaming days of June have given way to the balmy days of July. Belfast is warm and humid and festooned with flags. Our crossroads has a novel addition to the huge Union and Ulster flags; a modest sized royal standard is flying. Usually this would indicate that the monarch is…
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Continue reading →: Black Mountain – Belfast
My scratches weren’t deep, but there was definitely blood on my arms as I fought to escape the clutches of the mountain. Black Mountain is neither black, nor what usually passes for a mountain. At less than two thousand feet, it is still a decent climb, or at least a…
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Continue reading →: I’ve had my three score years
The party’s over, but it’s not yet time to call it a day. Three score is the new two score, and I will be detoxing and going to the gym any day now to rebuff my physique. Do I feel 5 years short of a pensioner? No, because…
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Continue reading →: Hello China
I am delighted to say that my blog has finally reached the People’s Republic of China. Apparently there was a small misunderstanding about my stance on human rights and my opposition to draconian measures. Now that I have the ear of about 1.4 billion people, I will be keen to share…
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Continue reading →: Tivo box and Netflix then hols
I recently looked at the competition’s broadband, tv and phone bundled prices. It confirmed that we were being overcharged by our supplier. The phone call to say we were dropping their service got the predictable response. “You are overdue an upgrade”. That meant that our monthly outlay was halved…
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Continue reading →: Do not offend the gods – keep your clothes on
More evidence that Westerners just don’t get it. A party of young tourists thought it would be a laugh to strip naked and take selfies of themselves on top of a mountain. The group was blamed for a magnitude 5.9 earthquake after stripping off on Mount Kinabalu, in Malaysia (pictured).…
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Continue reading →: Writing workshop
Last night was the second of three writing workshops with ‘place’ as its theme. We had three opportunities to get scribbling, treating the task: (a) dispassionately, concentrating on a raw descriptive style (b) putting the emotional associations into the description and (c) focusing on a particular event at the place.…
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Continue reading →: Nobel Prize Winner’s Gaffe
As the spectacled gentleman stood at the lectern, he reminisced about his life in the laboratory. “The years I have spent crying into petri dishes doesn’t bear thinking about. Luckily, there was always a woman’s shoulder nearby to soak up my tears. Men are much more emotional than people think…in fact…
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Continue reading →: Drinking alcohol may be entirely natural
Street corners in Belfast are often populated by young men with ‘slabs’ of beer cans at their feet. Drinking 24 cans of beer can induce the sort of behaviour that makes this pastime a nuisance. But scientists have discovered that our propensity for alcohol might be an entirely natural evolutionary trait. For 17 years researchers…
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