I take it all back. If you google stuff you can save yourself hours holding a phone wondering when the world will end, and will it bring all the call centres to the gates of hell individually or in a cataclysmic big bang releasing multiple universes into the cosmos.
I have ordered a replacement remote controller from Virgin Media and it’s free and the gentleman on the phone double checked the delivery address, and it all took less than 10 minutes. If I had not been forewarned about the magic that is 2, I may have guessed and ended up in some sad backwater such as 3 or, God forbid, 5!
We won’t be roasting the fatted calf just yet for the remote’s return. I may be joyful, but I am not naive. In the meantime TOWIE and wowie and you’ve got to be Kardashianing me babble on in low density pixels.
Joy of joys, we have a Samsung remote for our V+ box of tricks. We have to teach it about volume control, but it’s so new how could it be expected to know all our little peccadilloes.
Now I can watch the NZ vs RSA rugby match having avoided being told the result. My money’s on the All Blacks but it should be a hard fought game with plenty of chances for skill and flair. Our own Ulster scrum half, Mr Ruan Pienaar (who is in the Bokkers squad), will not, as widely reported, be moving to a French club next season. With Paddy Jackson proving he can kick with ball in hand and from the spot, we now have two brilliant game winners in the squad.
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