The man approached the urinal full of trepidation (as well as urine). It had been pointed out to him on several occasions by his long-suffering partner that his accuracy in the peeing department was sadly lacking. He was determined to turn a corner and make his aim more true.
This was a practice pee in the anonymity of a public urinal he was unlikely ever to use again. He had googled the subject and felt that it was well within his reach to master the art of accurate peeing.
Standing close to the porcelain, he made the necessary adjustments to his clothing and prepared for action. Controlling the flow was key.
Estimating the capacity of his bladder, the amount of liquid consumed within the last eight hours, the distance between outlet and receptacle – perfection was achieved. A steady flow to empty the bladder and then a quick check to ensure that any remaining droplets were hygienically disposed of.
Full marks gave the man the confidence to go forward in the knowledge that he was now a peeing king and splashback a thing of the past.
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