As the spectacled gentleman stood at the lectern, he reminisced about his life in the laboratory.
“The years I have spent crying into petri dishes doesn’t bear thinking about. Luckily, there was always a woman’s shoulder nearby to soak up my tears. Men are much more emotional than people think…in fact I am welling up right now, and might have to catch a grip of myself.
It’s ok for women to gush and throw themselves at the nearest man, but when I do that people are shocked. It’s the 21st century for goodness sake – it’s time we all stood up for the right to cry in public and make fools of ourselves”.
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