Are we talking about Britain’s Got Talent or that pesky pandemic? Let’s say we stick to trivia. Will there be an outright winner in the race for a Christmas number one record/download? We can rest assured Slade will be wishing it could be Christmas every day, Nat King Cole will slip some treacle in our lugholes with this superb song and will there be snow in Africa?

How many sleeps ’til Santa gets here? When I looked it was 51 sleeps…not long now.
I am counting off sleeps for a different reason. I have decided to retire. It was not a hard decision; fortunately, we don’t need the money, and lockdown has made my work less interesting.
So from a personal viewpoint, I am hoping it will all be over by Christmas. My working life sliding into oblivion as I search for my slippers and pipe.