First get yourself elected into an inflential position, either inside government or within a strong opposition party. Some handy hints:

  1. If starting an opposition party or revolutionary organisation, choose some nice uniforms and insignia.
  2. Propoganda is very important as a way of enlisting support. and steering public opinion
  3. Find some scapegoats to blame for economic or social woes
  4. Recruit some hard nuts and make them swear loyalty to the cause
  5. Start some insurrections using your hard nuts to get the media’s attention
  6. Oratory skills need to be top notch (practise in front of a mirror)
  7. Consider growing a moustache
  8. Undermine the current government and its leadership at every opportunity at rallies and in debating chambers
  9. Gather around you organisers who will carry out your instructions, but who will pose no risk to your ambution
  10. Create a climate of fear to deter open opposition and confront any opposition with brute force
  11. Make membership of your party highly desirable from a young age
  12. Strike while the iron’s hot – grab your chances for a coup d’etat or revolt
  13. Imprisonment never did any harm to a dictator’s reputation, and may even give you more kudos.
  14. Read Machiavelli, Marx and Hitler to give you some inspiration