As a smuggler of Spanish cigarettes, I am appalled at the difficulties facing those who have taken the trouble to make trade with Johnny foreigner and are then forced to forge a lot of damn fool documents in order to appease some faceless bureaucrats.
Her Majesty would be horrified to find out that cattle can travel freely across the island of Ireland, but if one of her loyal subjects wants to import some waccy baccy from Glasgow, he or she must curse the very idea of monarchy and kowtow to the jumped up jobsworths patrolling the border in the Irish sea.
I kid you not, the new era of Brexit is an affront to all jack the lads trying to make a dishonest day”s living.
odespinner 