Vlad the Invader had warned Eurovision not to admit Ukraine to their hostile organization. Sharing the stage with the UK, France, Germany, Israel and other Nazi nations had to be repulsed.
Brave Russian singers had gathered on Italy’s borders carrying out vocal exercises en masse. Vlad denied that the Russian singers posed any threat to the security of the host nation, Italy.
Excluding Russia from the contest was yet more provocation to Mother Russia. Singing from the same hymn sheet the Russian singers praised Vlad the Invader with emotional renditions of Boom Bang a Bang and Puppet on a String.
Ukraine won Eurovision 2022 with a song asking other Nazi nations to support the Ukrainian people trapped in Mariupol by the humanitarian defenders of freedom. When will people believe the peaceful intentions of the former KGB chief and Eastern despot, Vlad the Invader?
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