Medical Aesthetics

  • How would you like your Botox madam?

Just the usual, Doctor. Three in the forehead.

  • Will I take the bandages off your new nose?

Not yet, I think. Could you be a sweety and freshen up my martini?

  • I will send Justine right over. She will bring your drink and administer your injections.

Medical aesthetics? No more facelifts, nose jobs, and the like, but a fancy Greek word meaning wake. up you’re being fleeced