Being a klutz

Thursday was a mistake. Too much booze in my favourite watering holes, the Felons and the Spaniard. Guinness, red wine and rum would not make a pleasant cocktail, so why I piled one on top of the other…god knows.

In my cups I left my mobile phone on the table in the Spaniard and went to the loo. When I returned imagine my surprise to find it gone.

Friday morning meant disabling online banking and going to the police station to report the theft. The bar has CCTV, but I am not optimistic about getting my phone back.

You might say it was high time to update my phone in preparation for 5G. Possibly, but my monthly bill will now go from £9 a month to at least £24 a month.

There’s no fool quite like an old fool.