Those on remand should be able to check in to a Premier prison safe in the knowledge that their stay will be charged at market prices and rated on TripAdvisor.
Those wrongly accused will receive a full refund and a complimentary voucher to visit the Clink Museum. A public/private finance scheme will allow investors to have a stake in Premier Prisons plc
Lifers will have the opportunity to take out mortgages on their prison cells, although subletting will be controlled by the board of trustees (convicts with a good disciplinary record.) Rapists and paedos will pay the single occupancy rates.
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