Euros 2024 could learn a thing or two from other sports. For instance, any player writhing around on the pitch in agony should be put out of their misery and shot. Any player arguing with the referee… that’s right…they should be shot. Anyone who appeals a line call…may take hemlock…or be shot.
Yellow cards could be used to send players off for 10 minutes. Any fan caught throwing stuff on the pitch will be severely castigated…and then shot.
Managers must use semaphore to communicate meaningfully with their players on the pitch. Height restriction of 5 foot 6 for goalkeepers.
FIFA are you listening?
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