Dear Donald,
I know we have had our differences in the past, but I think we can put that behind us. You take Greenland and we’ll take Ukraine. We can talk about Canada and the Baltic States later.
Give yourself a big pat on the back for wrecking globalisation. Who needs stability in world trade? Ukraine is the world’s bread basket, and we want it back. If you guys start another war in the Middle East we can grab a few oilfields and take the pressure off Israel. I’m just brainstorming here, but if we put our heads together maybe we could topple the regime in China and create a few more Chinese billionaires.
Yours sincerely
Vladimir
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