Medical terminology can be a bit frightening. Morbidly obese, macular degeneration and terminally facetious are just two medical descriptions that apply to myself.
You would think that I might respond with a concerted effort to remedy the situation. The macular degeneration is just a natural consequence of ageing with a bit of diabetes chucked in.
The obesity is part of a relentless struggle to limit portion sizes and reduce my alcohol consumption.
Maybe a Fitbit will change my attitude to a healthy lifestyle. My son is offering me his old one with a new strap for my birthday.
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