odespinner

Harold Flatulent stood behind the desk in the Oval Office, looking out at the White House lawns. The sand bunkers and sculpted slopes were just perfect for the Flatulent pitch and putt course. Demolishing the West Wing to make way for a golfing clubhouse was a bold move that did not meet with universal approval. Harold was used to opposition and how to deal with it. His coterie at the White House were hired and fined at his command, so there were no murmurs of dissent from that quarter. Democrats were outraged, of course, but who cares?