Potus ego

The new President of the USA, Harold Flatulent, lost no time renaming classic monuments such as the Kennedy Centre, the Washington Memorial, and the Grand Canyon. Flatulence will dominate the skyline in New York City with the rebranding of the Empire State building and Times Square.

Each new president will be encouraged to stamp their identity on treasured landmarks.

Flatulent buildings and monuments will have a certain cachet among the political elite who are well used to the stench of egoism in high places.

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