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Continue reading →: Fake POTUS
The recent posts about Harold Flatulent are fake news. Donald Trump is still the President of the USA, and any suggestion that he would demolish parts of the White House to make way for a project of his own is obviously true. The allegation that POTUS would even contemplate an…
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Continue reading →: Club house rules
Harold Flatulent stood behind the desk in the Oval Office, looking out at the White House lawns. The sand bunkers and sculpted slopes were just perfect for the Flatulent pitch and putt course. Demolishing the West Wing to make way for a golfing clubhouse was a bold move that did…
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Continue reading →: Catch 23
In the negotiations with Hezbollah, the US envoy Yasmin Hawksmoor has brokered a deal that may seem outrageous to some Middle East watchers. Hezbollah has agreed to bomb some non critical Lebanese targets in exchange for Israel bombing their own illegal West Bank settlements. This hard fought compromise has definite economic…
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Continue reading →: Potus ego
The new President of the USA, Harold Flatulent, lost no time renaming classic monuments such as the Kennedy Centre, the Washington Memorial, and the Grand Canyon. Flatulence will dominate the skyline in New York City with the rebranding of the Empire State building and Times Square. Each new president will…
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Continue reading →: Three lions on a shirt
As an Englishman, I should be excited about my national football team competing in the World Cup. But as England fans know, you have to go back to 1966 for the last time England were World Champions. Disappointment is the norm for English fans. We will be hoping this is…
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Continue reading →: Many hands…
Our patio area has been a dumping ground for plastic boxes filled with teaching resources and sundry junk that we have no use for. Our contractor is going to replace the old slabs with something more attractive. So the junk had to go. Sean and Michael made light work of…
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Continue reading →: Xenophobia
If you take a taxi in Belfast you’re bound to enter into a conversation with most drivers. One subject that frequently comes up is immigration. The typical opinion is that immigrants have it too easy. Immigrants get preferential access to housing and social services and they don’t work for a…
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Continue reading →: Mob violence in Belfast
Racists were on the streets of Belfast last night causing mayhem by burning vehicles, setting fire to wheelie bins and attacking the homes of ‘foreigners’ who were rescued by the emergency services How much social media was responsible for the hundreds of masked men gathered to carry out these vicious…
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Continue reading →: Duck legs and white beans
Delicious casserole, easy to follow recipe, and accessible ingredients. I’ll be making this one again.
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Continue reading →: Pool
I have convinced myself that I have some ability when it comes to playing pool. Unfortunately, there is little evidence to back that fantasy up. My name is on the list to play the current winner-stays-on. The testosterone is building up, and the alcohol is disappearing fast. Do I play…
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